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The Extra Can't be A Hero
by Yunniye_Snow
Number 23 had it all.A warrior of unmatched power, a Transcendent capable of annihilating armies single-handedly, he was revered as a god among men. He seemed to have everything with wealth, fame, and influence at his fingertips. Yet beneath his cold, ruthless exterior lay an unfulfilled yearning—an elusive desire he couldn’t quite grasp...He wanted to be a hero.Despite his monumental achievements, Number 23’s quest for heroism remained unfulfilled. His life took an unexpected turn when he disco…
Huh? Isn't This A Galgame?
by 3 mouths
Wen Nan accidentally gets involved in a strategy romance game. Although the game's art style is somewhat eerie, it excels in the depiction of female characters, each remarkably vivid.Wen Nan happily makes it to the end through one sweet romantic encounter after another.[Congratulations! You are the first player to pass this horror escape game!]Wen Nan sits on the throne, with fragrance in the left hand and snow-white in the right, and is stunned upon hearing the system's congratulatory words:“Hu…
ENVOÛTÉ
by KazzenlX
[ATTENTION : CONTENU MATURE]"Et s'il était un rêve éveillé déguisé en cauchemar ?"___Saison 1 – TERMINÉEDans ses rêveries, le jour de son mariage se déroulait toujours par une belle journée ensoleillée. Qui aurait cru qu'elle allait se marier en plein milieu de la nuit et avec une créature de la nuit ?
Cuộc hôn nhân bí mật đầy ngọt ngào: Vợ yêu bé bỏng của đại gia tài phiệt
by Helan Yang Yang
Kiếp trước, Cố Vi Vi bị chính người đàn ông mình yêu đem trái tim của cô cấy ghép cho người bạn thân mà cô tín nhiệm nhất.Cô chết đi sống lại, trở thành cô bạn gái nhỏ của tài phiệt đệ nhất Trung Quốc, Phó Hàn Tranh.Cô cẩn trọng từng bước, báo thù kẻ hãm hại mình.Anh ở bên bảo vệ, hết mực yêu thương cô.Ai cũng nói Phó Hàn Tranh là kẻ kiêu ngạo lạnh lùng, bạc tình, vô nhân tính.Vậy chẳng lẽ người chồng hoàn mỹ ngày nào cũng trêu chọc cô tới mặt đỏ tim đập, sủng cô vô pháp vô thiên kia, là giả sao…
Thanh Xuân Bắt Đầu Từ Khi Gặp Anh
by Baby Piggie
Bảy năm trước họ chia tay, anh biến mất không lời từ biệt.Bảy năm sau, cô chuẩn bị kết hôn anh lại xuất hiện, dùng mọi thủ đoạn để ép cô lấy anh.Một tờ chứng nhận kết hôn buộc chặt hai con người tưởng chừng đã mãi mãi mất nhau.Và từ đó về sau cô bé lọ lem trở thành nữ hoàng...Hoắc Miên, cô gái giản dị với chỉ số thông minh cực cao đã hút hồn Tần Sở - Tổng giám đốc tập đoàn GK đẹp trai giàu có.Tình yêu từ thuở thiếu thời trải qua bao sóng gió mới kết trái ngọt nhưng họ nào đâu biết, giông tố mới …
Can't see but feel
by Laiba
Noel Carter, a seventeen years old teen, who joins The Royal High School after being homeschooled for her whole life because of her blindness, finds herself a mystery man whom she falls in love with...
Brain Fart
by SmallFries
Scenes that will never make it in normal stories. Irregular Updates.*Used to be a deleted story
Love at First Fart
by Cliff_Queen
A love story between Careless Whisper and Farty McSniffer.Lots of cliffhangers...Updates not stable.Read at your own risk.Cover not mine.
TO kill a Fart
by ButtFarts
this is the Tale of a Boy who wants to never have embarrassing farts again
HE ISN'T MYBROTHER
by SenyaSSM
ADULT ROMANCE! Perhatikan area ini!Gadis berusia 22 tahun, Rachel Mauren Jeeicho, namanya. Dia harus menghadapi perasaannya jatuh pada Delon, lelaki yang telah ia anggap sebagai saudaranya sendiri. Hidup, makan, dan menangis gadis itu lalui bersama dengan Delon. Tapi, kenyataan berkata lain, pria itu ternyata bukanlah saudara Rachel. Segala kekonyolan dan kehebohan terjadi dalam beberapa part.Nantikan chapters selanjutnya!
Reborn as a Cow with a MILF System
by rurui99
"Why."Despite being born with an expressionless face and an inability to express himself through the rest of him, Ye Shengtao was living a comfortable life. That was until he was snatched from his body and dumped into the body of a cow?!?Luckily (or unluckily?) the transmigration gods had some mercy on him. Ye Shengtao was given a system. Too bad it was the one thing that could annoy the life out of him.Now, faced with impending steak-dom, Ye Shengtao must struggle to find his way out and back h…
HIS HUMAN COW
by sassy_eros
HER MILK, HIS DEMANDS...Mallory never expected to break out of her misfit existence. When alucrative study in lactation from a local university leads her to the man ofher dreams, everything changes. At first, she isn't certain about beingmilked, but Doctor Hughes' firm hands quickly elevate her frominexperienced novice to willing human cow.Everything seems perfect at first, but her worries about money andunsatisfying careers are about to be replaced with other concerns. Mallory'sbreasts just can…
Farting In Houston
by Khendia
Elizabeth Heaton, a bored CIA analyst, finally gets some career excitement when she’s sent to Houston to help catch and turn a Chinese spy working for a low-level defense contractor. She finds love on the job but her love life gets entangled with her assignment, leaving Elizabeth stuck in the middle.
The Fart Collector
by Joriana_Gavino
Within the darkness is a pureth and innocent, having covenant with the devil not to abuse but to protect the weak. The greediness covered under the silk robe made of gold, twisting the role of good and evil. The demon is now at the pedestal, stepped on the back of the submissive fool. Human are now become the animal in the wilderness hunted by predator.
The cow and A son
by Mariam_Sakinoi
Once upon a time in maasai culture there was a history about the cow and a son, according to the maasai cow was always talking with man as usual bt as days goes a son told her mother I need meat and that days cows were not slaughtered because was a friend of a man, and man went to the cow and said my son need meat so i have to slaught you and a cow told a man please don't slaught a man took a knife and cut the cow and that was the begging of eating meat in maasai culture